edsdick:

kawaiierection:

its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it

this text post hit me like a train

benedictcumbergasm:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

crackopenfemur-suckoutmarrow:

sacrificemetosatan-intherain:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

So i’ve been seeing these sort of things on tumblr and I decided I’d do one with my parents. Haha

P.s. my dad thinks he’s tumblr famous because of this post. (x)

“If they don’t have eyebrows, they’re cannibals”
Huh… Good rule…

“Is he the guy who makes videos with his son”

Somehow, I think Misha Collins would like being known for that

He totally would, he’s seems like such a big softie behind his funny sarcasm

I love you, Danielle. When can I meet your perfect family hahaa

the-insane-empire:

skarvika:

THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT

me huntin for dat ass 

culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

evhlve:

If only I could generate a decent income out of laying in bed

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

niknak79:

Mind blown